Nick Bannister
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GENRE: Humorous Fiction
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BLURB:
Our hero: Bone tired. Lost. Desolate. A man pushed to the outer limits of his very being. His struggle: Satisfy the need to rest whilst still supporting his beloved in her hour of need.
While his wife negotiates a seemingly endless list of fashion stores in her quest for perfection, her loving husband must stave off the weariness that visits each partner in a shopping spree with their significant other.
Fighting hunger, rising frustration and the mental fatigue associated with tracking credit card usage, will he ever find peace? And honestly, can he just go and sit down for a minute...
EXCERPT
“Honey,” she pleads, “won’t you please take me shopping?”
Meanwhile, the chance of my tee time is steadily dropping.
Just imagine the noise, when I call up the boys,
And confess “I’m not coming” - oh, the shit I’ll be copping!
I hope she backs down, but my chances are bleak,
When I reasonably tell her, “We just went last week!”
But she fixes a stare with that world-famous glare,
As my fate is confirmed: back to The Husband Chair.
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AUTHOR Bio and Links:
Nick Bannister: Nick & Terry are long-time friends & first-time authors/illustrators. Each has vast experience with husband chairs, as both are happily married.
Both reside in Brisbane, Australia.
CONNECT WITH Nick Bannister
WEBSITE: https://nickbannisterauthor.com/
GOODREADS:https://www.goodreads.com
PURCHASE LINKS
AMAZON.COM.AU https://amazon.com.au/
INDIGO CHAPTERS https://www.indigo.ca
BOOKTOPIA https://www.booktopia.com
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GIVEAWAY INFORMATION
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Goodreads Book Giveaway
The Husband Chair
by Nick Bannister
The giveaway ends on September 15, 2024.
See the giveaway details at Goodreads.
6 Comments
Thank you so much for featuring THE HUSBAND CHAIR today.
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